MAGA Mind Virus

A phenomenon that causes people to approach issues with an extreme right-wing perspective, usually in a way that aligns with the viewpoints of the MAGA Movement in the United States. Those afflicted also refuse to consider alternate viewpoints, instead shutting down what they think is dissent by assuming them to be radical, dangerous or unpatriotic.

Elon Musk: At last, we've eradicated the Woke Mind Virus!
Twitter User: That's right, brother! Next we'll destroy the MAGA Mind Virus!
Elon Musk: ...
Twitter User: We're gonna destroy the MAGA Mind Virus, right...?

by AlabamaSword January 24, 2025

Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism

Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"

by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

Idol Minds

Pure rock genius

by Jamesy H April 7, 2003

Fucked up Mind

The practice of having so weird thoughts that it is genuinely fucked up
(i.e: Kedi)

Kedi has a fucked up mind

by bsoshzhq May 30, 2024

Mindful

Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.

Please be mindful of others and get a vaccine even if you don't want one.

by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021

Open Minded

JFK

What did the Italian Carcano M91/38 say to JFK , "You gotta be more open minded"

by Im/Him190 May 3, 2023

hive mind

it's like communism, but with brain cells

P1: "Ngl, I'm kind of stupid."
P2: "Ngl, we all do be running on the same 3 brain cells."
P2: "It's like communism, but with thinking abilites."
P2: "brb gotta make a new definition for hive mind on urban dictionary"

by peppermug October 23, 2020