Landfill 

A large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. After holding a brewery hostage, he served three years in the county pen. Reportedly farted an entire plum.

Landfill could eat a ton... but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole; I called him "the tiger shark". I used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum... I was plum surprised. I always told him to try to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But... he was MY fat ass-hole!

Landfill by barry badranath March 26, 2009

Eagle has Landed 

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".

1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.

Eagle has Landed by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

landon'd 

The act of a man ejaculating, usually on a girl, and then licking off his sperm.

That girl just got "landon'd".

landon'd by akalie May 29, 2008

Lando 

n. Someone who is made to appear to be a traitor, bad friend or dick, due only to unfortunate circumstance.

Lando Calrissian is a character from the original Star Wars trilogy, who is given no choice but to betray the central characters.

Matt: Can you believe how much of a dick Randy has been tonight? He stole my beer and then cockblocked me. What a prick.

Trey: Nah, he's just a Lando. He saw Eric piss in that beer he gave you, but didn't want to start any shit. And then he stopped you from getting with Liane- don't you know she has herpes?

Lando by DaimyoLingo February 22, 2011

Landstown 

The inner most circle of hell, where the tormented souls are trapped in a DMV, surrounded by kegs with holes in them and hot women with no holes in them for eternity. This is controlled by the devil's bitch Hilary Clinton.

"Dude I heard you got grounded?" "Ya dude, it's like I'm going to Landstown all over again."

Landstown by Captain Chris Morgan March 5, 2008

Landis 

Landis is a badass motherfucker who kicks ass and gets laid wherever he goes. People always think Landis is so hot

Oh I want to bang Landis

Landis by Da real beotch October 4, 2017

landon 

unbelievably thick caboose

that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.

landon by arabia12345 October 29, 2019