Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.

Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet

Human de Filet by YaWho February 1, 2025

Human Zamboni 

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game

"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."

Human Zamboni by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

human trailer hitch 

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.

Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.

human trailer hitch by MB One February 19, 2025

human trashcan 

Within BDSM as a human trashcan the goal is to hold in any of your holes what is deemed "trash" if it'd be semen, blood, piss, mucus, Feces, etc. Potentially Actual Trash too.

I love to be daddy's Little Trashcan. I'm so disgusting. I love being a Human Trashcan it's so degrading.

human trashcan by A Human TrashCan February 25, 2025

Human Fentipede 

A group or line of individuals who are under the effects or influence or narcotics such as fentanyl.

“I was driving through skid row in Downtown LA and saw a bunch of people on fentanyl standing in perfect line and thought: wow.. the human fentipede.”

Human Fentipede by RIPInfamousGhostline March 17, 2025

Human Fentipede 

A neat line or group of individuals who are under the effects of fentanyl or other street narcotics that exhibit the typical bent-over pose.

I was driving through Downtown L.A and say a bunch of people on fentanyl all bent over in a perfect line and thought, “wow.. the Human Fentipede.”

Human Fentipede by RIPInfamousGhostline March 18, 2025

Human on anthro 

Romantic or sexual interactions between humans and human(anthro) animals in fiction.

This is different from bestiality, which refers to sexual activities between humans and real, *non-human* animals.

Some critics mistakenly combine the two concepts, but the key differences are based on consent, cognition, and the entirely imagined nature of anthros.

Since anthro characters are sentient beings with human-like forms and minds, human on anthro interactions do not equate to bestiality.

Human on anthro by j.kennedy April 7, 2025