Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

Goosing

Ejaculating whilst jelqing.

I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.

Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

RJ Oliver Goose

A fat ugly cunt who’s dad is a rich motherfucker

“RJ Oliver Goose is a fool”

by Antvenom888 November 25, 2021

silly goose

Tyler

Tyler is a silly goose who has had to many chances

by bde69420 November 28, 2021

Silly goose

Can also be used as slang for calling someone a c#nt.

Boris Johnson was being his usual self , while everyone looked at him and thought 'Silly goose'.

by Pillgwenlly December 2, 2021

Silly goose

A dummy who likes to eat chocolate

Your a silly goose ted

by Ihavetheseluciddreams December 5, 2021