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goise can mean anything you want it to, and it also means nothing. It is a universal word that is best used when directed towards an unsuspecting stranger. Other forms include the noun "goiserclause" and the noun "goiser" both used to describe a person.
when driving down the road you can roll down the window and yell to someone on the sidewalk "GOISE!"
or you can say "that guy is a goiser"
or "hey goiserclause, come here"
Goise by Goiserclause September 8, 2007
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Goober Peas 

The plural form of Goober Pea; Peanuts
I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.
Goober Peas by The Red Menace October 11, 2004
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godsexual 

like the name suggest godsexual means sexual attraction to gods. Although it’s not limited to only gods for example you would only be attracted to humans who are at the pinnacle of beauty despite gender. deserving of being worshipped.
boy 1: hey what’s your sexuality? i’m homosexual
boy 2: cool bro! i’m godsexual.

silly goober 

something you say to someone after they say sum gay ass shit in public loud enough for people to hear.
kyle: yes bae
caleb: you’re such a silly goober
silly goober by galesburg January 1, 2022
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!
Goosed by badmartialarts October 15, 2004

gooseneck 

You are all wrong. Gooseneck refers to the practice of a female giving a male oral pleasure, in the act of which her head bobs up and down in a manner similar to the neck of a goose as it walks. Closely related to head, dome, and other similar items.
Man, you see that girl over there with them DSLs? I'll bet she give HELLA gooseneck!