Despicable Me 

A movie containing a villain named Gru, 3 orphan girls with weird ass name, and yellow minions that assemble on que.
Also, probably the best movie ever made. A cinema adventure filled with evil villains, freeze guns, girl-scout cookies, and fluffy unicorns.

-"Did you see Despicable me?"
--"Of course, I brought my unicorn with me!"
-"Neat-o"

Despicable Me by UnicornMaster July 27, 2010

just deserts 

That which is justly deserved. Can refer to either a punishment (more common usage) or a reward.

Pronounced like 'desserts', the sweet course at the end of a meal, but spelled like an arid land mass, e.g. 'The Sahara and Gobi deserts are big, hot, and dry'.

'After cheating on him for years, she finally received her just deserts when presented with the divorce papers.'

'Ever patient and persistent in her struggle against the suppression of her people, she eventually got her just deserts in the form of a Nobel prize for peace.'

just deserts by pepelemoko December 12, 2007

Desi Daroo 

Indian word for illegal homemade moonshine alcohol produced mainly in rural areas of India, where other types of alcohol are prohibitively expensive or banned. Mainly produced in Punjab, Haryana, Bihar and Uttar Pradesh. Also frequently drunk in Gujarat where alcohol is officialy banned.

Balwant drunk that desi daroo and went blind.

Desi Daroo by AK47WALE August 7, 2009

desp 

Desp means despondent, being in a desperate situation, sad, gloomy, hopeless; usually for a short period of time.

Hey what happened?

I failed in the exam. I am totally desp, do not know what to do.

desp by Redicon August 14, 2010

destroyed 

A state of utter defeat. Often used to exaggerate one's victory/loss in competitive sports or gaming.

"Dude, those guys weren't even a challenge. We played three games and I destroyed them in every single one. It was massacre."

destroyed by SJCrew April 12, 2012

DeSean Jackson 

God's gift to wide receivers.

DeSean Jackson doesn't run, he spins the Earth with his feet.

Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot

DeSean Jackson by Holy Shit I Farted December 21, 2009

Self-destructing uterus 

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.

"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"

Self-destructing uterus by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009