Im Cooked

What is said after using two swipes with the elbow to break a school Chromebook.

Person 1: Gotta do it like this.
*pow* *boom*
Person 1: IM COOKED!
Person 2: He actually broke it!
Person 3: Bravo! Bravo!

by nmsderp April 25, 2025

Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.

My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.

by Dagalags May 28, 2025

Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

DJ Cook Verse

The DJ Cook Verse is a trolling group founded in 2024 by QJ Dook where preteens make videos on YouTube explaining why they don’t like the content creator known as DJ Cook and the group is mostly dedicated to trying to stop DJ Cook. If someone on YouTube has this name format Any Letter Besides DJ Any Letter Besides Cook, then they are probably a member of The DJ Cook Verse.

The DJ Cook Verse are just attention seeking children…

by AJ Vook August 3, 2025

rice cooker

The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world

After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

DJ Cook

A popular “””exposing””” YouTuber with 2 million subscribers that is also YouTube’s biggest troll feeder. He has ran out of ideas on his main channel as he hasn’t uploaded on there in a year and is currently uploading on his god awful DJLovesTurbo channel. Here, he,
Talks about literal nobodies that aren’t even genuinely bad people
Points out the obvious
Makes second videos on people he has talked about 1 or 2 years prior.

DJ Cook needs to quit.

by Dom Vincent October 18, 2025

Liam Cook

An actor but also someone who takes numerous amounts of L's. Well known for his work in HDHS and Star Warsf ew consider him a success. Although he is quite tall, he unfortunately didn't utilize his height for sports other than recreational soccer. Also despite notoriety he is quite clingy.

That guy's such a Liam Cook

by Dupicuh November 11, 2025