Cold as a goblin's knob

Cold, chilly, inclement

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

by josekavalina December 20, 2021

Best Served Cold

A reality check. When something isn't as delightful or pseudo-positive as you want.

Alfie: Oh my, that's a shame.

Arman: Oh well, life's Best Served Cold.

by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022

Life Got Cold

When an event, or events, negatively changes someone's life drastically. When life is at it's worst.

British Girl-Group 'Girls Aloud' has a song called "Life Got Cold".

Liam: What happened to Amy Winehouse?

Arman: Don't you know? Life Got Cold for her, may she Rest In Peace.

by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022

cold cocked in the face

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up

stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

by Shannonn♥ May 3, 2009

cold tea bag

When a set of grassy snowballs are used to tea bag an unfortunate victim

Marvin, I know you're not planning on using those grassy snowballs to cold tea bag me

by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

ice-assed cold

1) When you drink the beverage of your choice and it's soo cold that you get a brain freeze.

2) Weather description in Alaska during the winter months

Whew this beer I just opened up after taking it out of the freezer is "ICE-ASSED COLD" now I have a brain freeze.

by Margie B. October 23, 2004