Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022
A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
1.A guy who thinks that he is based and sigma but he is actually a pathetic failure and a criminal.
2.A guy whose parents don't love him.
2.A guy whose parents don't love him.
Dude 1:Hey remember that piece of shit,based sigma nick on discord?
Dude 2:Yeah,I'm gonna fuck his mom to give her a child she actually loves one day I can't with that guy.
Dude 2:Yeah,I'm gonna fuck his mom to give her a child she actually loves one day I can't with that guy.
by Vinniethelegend January 24, 2022
Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.
by dagosti August 22, 2023
Complete the 12th base while robbing a bank with Betty White analing you from behind using a strap-on.
Phil: I had the weirdest dream last night.
Betty: Was I on you back analing you with a strap-on as you robbed a bank and completed base 12 at the same time?
Phil: Yeah!! How did you kn--
Betty: That wasent a dream, you completed the 52nd base
Betty: Was I on you back analing you with a strap-on as you robbed a bank and completed base 12 at the same time?
Phil: Yeah!! How did you kn--
Betty: That wasent a dream, you completed the 52nd base
by BiWgAcBoScEkY January 18, 2018