discombobulated noodle

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by discombobulated noodle January 29, 2018
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Forest Noodle

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.
Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.
by DinduEnuff September 26, 2020
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earth noodle

After the rain, all the earth noodles came out of the dirt.
by BTSARMY613 December 18, 2021
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Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.
Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.
by chuckenUwU February 02, 2024
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Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.
Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.
by chuckenUwU January 30, 2024
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Nude noodles

It is when you send a plastic bag of noodles that has been boiled to the recipient.
by Jtag October 14, 2018
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