Zooberfucked

When a person is an incomprehensible level of high after smoking or consuming marijuana that only the word zooberfucked can describe their state.

I'm so zooberfucked.
Look at him he's completely zooberfucked.
Let me get my life sorted before I get zooberfucked.

by DrBert February 5, 2022

Zooked

Zooked can have multiple meanings, it can range from meaning the word “Okay” or “Fucked” in a very specific way.

Depending on how or what scenario the word is used, it could kind of play the role of a word with your own meaning.

“Yo bro, that guy is zooked”
(“Yo bro, that guy is fucked)”

or

“Are you zooked dawg?”
(“Are you good/okay dawg?”)

Please note: Depending on the tone the word is said in, the above example can also mean “Are you fucked dawg”?

by E.P Marcus December 29, 2021

A zoomers ransom

Derivative of "a king's ransom".

A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.

The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).

"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"

"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"

"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"

by Frenchpet July 9, 2020

Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.

11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.

by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022

zooper

something super or amazing pretaining to the zoo

Jose: That elephant turd is zooper, its the size of a car

by g-iz-fo-shiz June 21, 2006

Zoomer Boomer

People born in the late 90s that are on the cusp of being a millennial and a gen z.

I feel too old to be on tik tok because i'm zoomer boomer.

by Spy Puts November 22, 2020

zoomer-outer

describes when you find a stall in a parking lot where you can drive through and be facing out of the opposite row. When you have to leave, you don’t back up, rather you can Zoom out.

Park there, it's a zoomer-outer

by Tom's Son-in-law August 1, 2010