zooey deschanel-ed

zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.

Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!

by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010

Zooted

Zooted: Straight fucked up after doing any certain drug

Kaylin: What's good?

Josh: Sheeeit girl... You know I'm just Zooted.

Kaylin: Nigga, your walways Zooted.

Josh: YOUR ALWAYS ZOOTED TOO!

by Joneski151 May 28, 2012

zooed

to be high on marijuana

"Oh, man, I was so zooed last night on the way into the concert, I could't even find my seat!"

by Colin Mz April 21, 2006

Zooted

A way to describe how you feel after ingesting a large amount of cocaine; very coke'd up.

"Man, I was so coke'd up last night. I can't believe that eight ball only lasted an hour."

"For real my dude, I was fuckin' zooted!

by Esko911 March 27, 2011

zoober

Blowing on someone's belly so it makes a farty sound.

Man that zoober tickled!

by Kristy January 17, 2005

zoosexuality

The sexual orientation towards non-human animals.

James Smith has zoosexuality.

by ZooUnity September 5, 2009

Zoomer Trader

A Youtuber with a growing following whose content relies on making normies seethe and cope.

Person 1: “Have you heard of Zoomer Trader?”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s an incel”
Person 1: “It’s so over”

by Kali-47 April 8, 2023