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zomg

OMG, but in zombie form
him: OMFG
her: ?
him: A zombie bit me, l337!
her: lol
him: ZOMG
her: kekekeke
by joh3n January 27, 2005
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ZOMG

A variant of OMG but a little stronger and louder.
Guy1: ZOMG i totly pwned u!
Guy2 Watz ZOMG evn meen?
Guy1: Itz like teh OMG to teh third powwa
Guy2" Dont u meen cubed?
Guy1: No man i mean to teh third powwa
by Jpaq May 5, 2008
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zomgers

zomgers.com is a website that lists the internets funniest comments.

zomgers is an extension of zomg, which was a variation of omg.
its also commonly used in online video games, such as world of warcraft

in the barrens chat

"zomgers did you guys see taht alliance ??? he was scary!"

"stfu you lvl 2 noob, that guy was only lvl 31 GD i hate travelling through the barrens"

"...RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS JOKE..."
by booshyfwaaa February 28, 2009
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ZOMG

ZOMG is used either as:

1. Making fun of people who say OMG and LOL.

2. Over-excitement

ZOMG originated as a typo of OMGZ (Oh my Godz) being said too fast and having the Z be put first.
1. ZOMG YOU GUYS! THIS PLACE IS UBER GAY!

2. ZOMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneonneonee
by Christomatic October 22, 2006
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ZOMGWTGZOMBEESEATINGMAHWALRUSS

Mainly on Left 4 Dead, zombies rush u and pwn you
ZOMGWTGZOMBEESEATINGMAHWALRUSS HERE COMES DAH HORDEZ
by Godslayer44 September 2, 2010
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ZOMFJ

'ZOMFJ' was coined by someone to have no meaning, I'm sure, but the meaning exists for fans of an anime/manga called Naruto. The way to actually say it out loud would not be 'zomfig' but 'Zoh My Fucking Jashin.' Jashin is a fictional god worshiped by the character Hidan from Naruto. Several fans actually claim to follow the religion of Jashinism, though that would require that they perform sacrificial rituals on living human beings, therefore killing them. No one but a serial killer, and a really good one at that, could actually follow this religion. Jashin's followers are supposed to get full immortality, age-wise and when it comes to physical harm.

Used to express surprise or...well, just about anything.
ZOMFJ did you see that!?
by Insomnia Kills January 11, 2009
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ZOMG

I use ZOMG in my pick-up truck.

"ZOMG" is a meaningless name likely derived from the acronym for one of the volatile organic compounds used in the fuel additive's formulation.

Add two ounces of ZOMG for every gallon of gas your vehicle holds in its tank.

Add when the gas level is a 1/4 tank or less then fill the tank full.

Drive normally and ZOMG cleans fuel injectors and assists in removing carbon deposits on valves, etc.

Use every 10,000 or so miles driven.
My truck has gone 9,344 miles since I last added ZOMG.

I will add a treatment right before I fill the tank.
by Obbop July 2, 2012
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