Zach

Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!

Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.

Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.

Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky

by Ivysaurus1112 January 24, 2023

zach

A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs

#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
.......

by lovebelow December 9, 2008

zach

zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.

Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!

by loverslanefan4eva August 12, 2011

Zach

A complete homo that is so ugly all the girls say hes an oger

zach is a homo

by BHCds; July 8, 2011

Zach

A man who will fuck you then leave you to cry in your bed

Guy 1: He totally pulled a zach on me last night
Guy 2: He was ugly anyways

by Symphonian Master July 19, 2012

Zach

(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.

Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.

Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...

by Zombaugh September 19, 2014

zach

a guy who cums way to early.

a premature ejactulater.

the opposite of straight. (gay)

he is such a zach.

zach cums to early

by tatabugdibbell October 25, 2010