by Dorrislllsjdudidjf November 28, 2022
Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.
Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.
by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021
A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
by Goolash 1 March 26, 2016
You were Dingle dangle woof-woofing last night!
by William Shakesphere May 19, 2022
a straight guy willing to get on his knees for a girl and ‘submit to her’. (originally based off of the “down boy!! arf!” meme, but also partially just from a boy just being so cute and nice that he’s like a dog when he’s on his knees for a girl, y’know?)
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? May 18, 2025
The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.
We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.
"WOO-HONK"
".."
"AHAHAHAHAHA"
"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."
"WOOF-HONK"
"WOO-HONK"
".."
"AHAHAHAHAHA"
"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."
"WOOF-HONK"
by Allzo January 29, 2009