woof woof pengting

good looking female person.

she's a woof woof pengting would bang.

by Famaqlam7989www November 19, 2019

WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

Woof

the noise of a dog

woof! woof! arf!

by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019

Woof

The simple sound a dog makes, often used in children's books or media

The dog goes: woof, woof!

by s0phi4_177 January 17, 2022

Woof Daddy

A superior alpha, who asserts dominance through a loud bark or 'woof'. Opposes all noncery and any mad backwards kunts.

After many years, and many great successes, it had been clear that Clive had grown into a Woof Daddy.

by Dwaffmandu October 21, 2019

Woofing

Not getting down like that, Not going out that way

"Cut stop politicking we ain't woofing like that"

"Ight G 10-4"

by anonymous June 12, 2025

Woof

An expression of agreement and even sarcastic adherence, in response to a statement or quasi command. (Slang | colloquial). Often in text or i-message format, and less so irl/in person.

Defined: a dog-like expression, to agree, in sarcasm, with a statement made in jest or even somewhat patronizingly. Text: "That was a really good parallel parking."

Response: "Woof! I try. But thanks."

by Echo_Bravo_ January 16, 2023