Wonking

The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.

Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.

by MegaTater June 29, 2019

Wook Towel

A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.

Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"

Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"

by Servio90 September 8, 2019

Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”

by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019

Wonkasdearchildr3n

The CEO of getting noticed by Duke Depp 24/7 aka Vicky. She has also gotten her own mini fandom which she then notices them all the time.

Person 1: Omg! Have you seen that one girl that gets noticed all the time?
Person 2: Oh yeah, do you mean wonkasdearchildr3n?

by Ecuador.duke November 8, 2020

wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.

Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)

by glittergunfairy May 5, 2022

Creamy Wonka

to have anal sex and leave jizz inside the anus. Formed from anus>chocolate factory>willy wonka>wonka +creamy (jizz)

i gave her a creamy wonka

by NUMAisTheNAME February 4, 2012

Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.

boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫

by Emma_ty😚 April 18, 2020