Womp

(noun) A commonly used term (specifically in the Santa Cruz area) to refer to somebody as an idiot.

Dude I can't believe you took a bite out of that rotten apple! You're such a fuckin womp.

by esotericbeing April 16, 2018

Wolly Womp

Verb.

To smack the inner thigh with your own penis, making a pleasing smacking noise for everyone to hear.

Guy 1 - "Hey Guy 2, do you hear that?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah it sounds like smacking."
Guy 1 - "Aw man! Guy 3 is wolly womping!"

by Master Walrus Doorknob March 1, 2011

Willy Wompus

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"

Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"

by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010

Wompted

When a person gets drunk and does some nasty, horrible, sexual act that couldn't be done sober.

"Kristina got wompted when she got so drunk last night."

by Aaron Santiago February 22, 2009

wampf

Slang word for penis.

Look at that guy's wampf.

by wampf August 6, 2010

wompuff

The act of punching a child in the face

he was charged with wompuff.

by CallMeAweSome August 10, 2010

Womp and Circumstance

The anthem which is played on graduation day/night for those who didn't meet the necessary academic standards for graduation, or in other words, for those who womped in school (to make use of the word coined by T.J. from the cartoon series, 'Recess')

(In the setting of a high school auditorium):

"Oh, they're playing 'womp and circumstance', Charlie should be processing out any second."

by Motieu September 12, 2011