Whomp

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.

A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!

by evo1ve February 8, 2010

Whomp

That absolute buzz blaster, that swaggy vape

Hey bro lemme hit that whomp

by Skinnyboiskrt January 19, 2021

Whomp

To hide something in ones vagina.

Guy: "oh shit! We're getting pulled over. I don't have my license and I have a warrant, and I have a gun and all these drugs."
Girl: "Hand them over, I'll do my best to whomp them."
Guy: "You're the best, did i mention it's an A.K.?..."

by Mourning Bone October 11, 2016

Whomp

Verb:
To perform oral self on another.
Used in a derogatory sense.

Interchangeable with "suck my dick" or "blow me."

Derived from the enemy in Mario bros. series. These characters fall face first, similar to when a man receives oral sex from someone else.

Example 1:
Person 1:"You suck at this game."
Person 2:"You can whomp, bitch!!!"

by JoeyJuxtapose March 2, 2011

Whomps

To hit someone very hard.

My granny whomps me all day long.

by ballerzoey101 June 6, 2018

Whomp

Its like when you tryna add more spice to a sentence

ex:ouuu bestie lookin fiya "whomp" or omg look at this vid its so funny "whomp"

by BRAZZY2S>A3Y May 15, 2021

Whomped

The most deadliest weapon known to man.

I just whomped this room

by raze breeev April 20, 2019