welfare

a check you get at the first of the month.

welfare is in. whoo hooo!

by d dogg July 12, 2003

welfare mom

Notable Moxie mixed drinks include the “Welfare Mom”, which consists of equal parts Diet Moxie and Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy.

The future unwed mothers of Biddeford Maine habitually get wasted on "Welfare Moms."

by coitus interruptus July 1, 2008

welfare case

An ex-wife who does not work but has a significant alimony judgement in her favor. She has an extraordinary sense of entitlement as she collects a large sum of money from her ex-husband.

My welfare case takes half of my salary each month

by Professor S December 16, 2004

welfare blackberry

One who possesses no job or other means of income but still has an expensive mobile phone plan. Inevitably this phone plan is funded by welfare benefits.

"Shoot man, your cousin's smart phone is phat! How can she afford that with all those mouths to feed?"

"She uses her government check for that--it's her welfare blackberry."

by dn41360 July 8, 2009

waffail

A failure to make good waffles.

You burned the waffles?! I believe that was a waffail.

by Ginadean April 24, 2009

weefa

Pretty much anything gross on the human body
-droopy penis
-saggy tits
- bull dog lookin' pussay
-camel toe
-ugly looking feet
- pepperoni nipples

Rebecca was walking down the street and noticed she had a weefa.

by drugybuggylittleponies January 16, 2018

Welfare Whoreism

A woman's act of breeding with no intention of nurturing fathers basic rights.

Women who play victim in a corrupt justice system in an effort to keep kids away from their father and make financial gains

Any woman who has children with a man then moves them away and files custody packet in any other county that will make it hard to impossible for father to see his children.

Any woman who willfully stays unemployed and continues to rape the welfare system: some while have multiple children with multiple partners.

Your mom

Many fathers are without their kids on fathers day due to such a vast spread of welfare whoreism

by Woninthechamber June 17, 2018