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dang dizzle up in your krizzle wizzle

i want to crap in your mouth
what do u wanna do today friend? dang dizzle up in your krizzle wizzle
Wozzle is a term I spontaneously called a black lab mix puppy I once found. (Soon she'll be 13 years old.) I don't know why I came up with it or where it came from, it just seemed right for the squirmy little critter.
"You're just a little wozzle!"
Wozzle by Xodar March 17, 2008
The state of the skin when immersed in a hot bath tub for an extended period of time...AKA pruny
My son was very wizzled after being in the tub for an hour
Wizzled by Topgun8463 February 11, 2009
A wozzle is a special person or animal ( friend or loved one) - and to be special they have to earn the right to be a wozzle - this is not something which can be bestowed upon someone lightly!
A doting loving wife or daughter, who is truly special can be a wozzle. A loyal pet can also be a wozzle.
Wozzle by Heffi November 13, 2009
A creature of ambiguous sexual preference who has a speech impediment.
A Wozzle exposed himself on stage while screaming something unintelligible and we knew the evening was off to a good start.
Wozzle by Skid May 2, 2003
A mythical creature rather like a drop bear but benign and very friendly and protective of you when lost in Australian woodlands and forests.
When going bushwalking ensure you carry plenty of raisins and currants to attract a wozzle when lost to look after you.
wozzle by Seriously Lost October 24, 2007