Survival Vote

A political vote cast out of survival, rather than political gain.

Jerry: "I can't believe you voted for Hillary. She's a HORRIBLE candidate"

Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"

Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"

Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"

by user32157892356 February 6, 2019

Vote on 7

Something you don’t do unless you’re 100% sure.

Don’t vote on 7, all the impostors need is a double kill if we do that.

by Budnick43 November 15, 2020

Please vote this in

If you see this vote it in cuz like I wanna be in urban dictionary so please I’m a dank memer and I have 200+memes on ma phone

Please vote this in bro

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019

Trying to vote

I just want to vote on words

I am trying to vote

by Birdy the Wordy March 10, 2021

Votes for school

One of the most boring things that British teenagers have to go through drying form. They cover subjects like criminal activity, jobs, politics and even more bullshit.

Form tutor: Ok get your votes for school books out
Students: oh for fuck sake not this
Form tutor: Get out of my classroom now and go to the head of year!
Student: bun that bruv

by inbetweenersucker5765333 January 24, 2020

Voting age

The agw you can vote at

I'm at the voting age that is 17

by 459395 March 6, 2022

voting irregularities

The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.

Reporter: "But you lost the election by a 50% margin!"
Candidate: "Well, that's because of voting irregularities."

by Samuel Sundquist September 12, 2008