Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

utter shuffle

when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs.

man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kinda hot

by UncleNasty May 21, 2008

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016