Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

by silvaplom June 4, 2010

shiny upperclassmen syndrome

When a boy becomes more appealing to a girl simply because he is older than her, specifically if he is an upperclassman (junior or senior in high school). It seems many younger girls are drawn to older guys for this reason, even if he doesn't really have much else going for him. For girls, dating up is somewhat prestigious.
I suppose this could also apply in college, but I have not yet come across that scenario.

"Why does she even like him? He isn't very cute and his personality is just so-so..."

"She must have shiny upperclassmen syndrome."

by apersonfromnova January 11, 2012

Boujee Upper Decker

Taking a shit in another person’s essential oil humidifier without telling them. Usually as a form of retaliation in which a classic upper decker just won’t cut the mustard.

“I know I had to get back at that twat waffle after he cheated on me with my sister. So naturally I left him a boujee upper decker when I moved out.”

by Gettin' It.... March 8, 2022

Upper Case voice

Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.

"Listen! Don't make me use my Upper Case voice!"
"I got a BRAND NEW car!" she said in her upper case voice.

by Youknowyadayada September 23, 2009

upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

by montez May 8, 2003

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003

user

someone who toys with anothers emotions just to recive what they desire from that person

turned out cody was just a user

by Kagome_1274 July 27, 2006