star tipping

this game must be performed at night and stars must be visible. person "a" looks up into the night sky and finds a star. once the star has been found "a" keeps their eye focused on the star and begins to spin quickly as they can while staying focused on said star. person "b" stands closely by with flashlight in hand and counts to ten. once the time is up person "b" quickly flashes the flash light in to person "a's" eyes. person "a" will fall down and the star has been tipped.

note: keep the game directions a surprise until after played

jake: bro we went star tipping so hard last night...that shit was cray
lindsey: yeah, it wasn't so "cray" when i got star tipped and directly after got table topped...my back still hurts and my vision is blurry.
john: that feeling was awesome..lets go again tonight!

by mack_my_rack December 17, 2012

Typing like you're gonna die

Typing in extreme shorthand as though you don't have enough time left to actually type out a normal sentence.

Mostly used by people who are either too lazy to bother taking time to write a coherent sentence or people who think it's "cool" because "everyone" does it online.

(P.S. No, we don't.)

Bob: LOLZ @U! U R wya 2 dum 2 uz a comptr!!

Rob: What the hell's wrong with you? You're typing like you're gonna die, stop doing that!

Bob: Wut M I d'ing?

Rob: <signs off>

by Buaya September 3, 2010

tapping the old well

When someone hooks up with ex-girlfriend, fuck buddy or anyone else the he has previously had sex with usually out of desperation

1. Guy 1 "Looks like Blaze is tapping the old well again"

Guy 2 "LOL"

2. Guy 1 "Hey man i'm really drunk and horny, I may have to go tap an old well tonight"

Guy 2 "Shit man"

by skinner49 September 26, 2012

Tippie College Of Business

The Tippie College of Business, better known as "Tippie", is the business school located at the University of Iowa in Iowa City, Iowa. Established as the College of Commerce in 1921, Tippie is one of the oldest and top ranked business schools in the United States. The college is named after 1949 graduate, Henry B. Tippie—marking the first academic division at the University of Iowa to be named after an alumnus. The college is located in the Pappajohn Business Building, which is named after Des Moines venture capitalist, John Pappajohn, a 1952 graduate of the college.

Hey look it's Tulsi the Tippie Jock walking into the Tippie College of Business

by fuckboy1986 April 9, 2019

Aaron Tippin Award

The highest award Charlie F-ing Hodge can bestow upon you

(Random Radio Caller) “Charlie f-ing Hodge just had to call your show to let you know I called the cops on an intimidatasaurus-rex for trying to steal my wallet when I handed him a buck”

(Charlie Hodge) “Well caller to you I bestow upon you the Aaron Tippin award” (you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything) Fades in then out

by laughingman101x January 7, 2011

combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.

Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014

Map Tapping

1.When you and the boys decide to "tap" into some Cartography books and watch the history channel.

2. When you physically tap your finger on an actual map

"We could have been using drugs, watching porn or consuming simple carbohydrates and alcohol but instead, we decided to do some Map Tapping and take a look at a map of the Asian Mainland and learn about the latitude and longitude of the middle east. My homies and I now know where Tajikistan is located, so much better than a heroin injection."

"In the movie Downfall, Adolf Hitler participates in Map Tapping when he scouts out KFC locations for the Blitzkrieg to use during their campaign in France"

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020