Twitter

verb, noun

1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure.

2. Female masturbation.

3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc.

4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you.

5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps.

6. A mood elevator.

Allie twitters vigorously in the shower by allowing the water to fiercely hit her lady part causing her to have an orgasm since she doesn't have a man to do it for her.

by justanotherdirtymind September 10, 2009

Twitter

To violently shake an erect penis, in an attempt to expel the last few drops of semen from the tip after an ejaculation.

She twittered my penis and made spiderwebs all over her face.

by juicy.king April 19, 2009

Twitter

A place for followers, literally.

"I'm gonna go see Jessica Albas twitter, because I totally know her in real life and want to know what she is doing, because I'm a follower."

by Lozai January 26, 2010

twitter

to utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird, or titter; giggle. the act of twittering.

He heard the twittering sounds of the girls staring and flirting with him.

by DidiSmooch February 17, 2009

Twitter

Someone who talks about their or others' life 24/7

Girl: "Today I saw this guy eating a sandwich with HUGE bites!"
"Today my mom yelled at me for not doing the laundry"
"This morning I dropped my waffle! How horrible"
"During break I saw Ben and Jill kiss each other!"
etc...

Other: "She's such a twitter"

by masquerraid April 5, 2009

twitter

A twitter is any action taken by a second party that results is a mirco-contraction of a first parties pelvic floor muscles.

"Timmy twittered Tilleys twat till Tilleys twat twitched."

by theblackmaven February 10, 2009

twitterism

A word specific to the twitter.com universe. Usually formed by adding 'tw' to the beginning of any word. For example, a twitter meme is a tweme, and people on twitter are tweeple.

By gosh if we're not twareful, everything will become a twitterism! You know what I twean?

by BrianBenjaminCarter April 20, 2008