Twanking

When a twink masturbates or you give a twink a handjob

“I gave Matt a good twanking last night”

Twanking by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017

mother-thinking 

When one worries a lot like a mother, very exaggerated. In other words, one always thinks of the worst, like a mother.

Yo, dude stop mother-thinking. It brings bad luck.

Man, I was mother-thinking about this girl, I shouldn't.

mother-thinking by Sebastian Diena November 14, 2011

egoseismic thinking 

A way of thinking where a person believes seismic activity in a certain area is based on their physical location.

"We moved from North Carolina to California and there hasn't been an earthquake in California ever since, but there has been one in North Carolina"
"Maybe us coming out here has redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"
"That's egoseismic thinking"

egoseismic thinking by DyingStar June 12, 2012

Ass Thinking 

Low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jackass friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at Ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on Youtube, and it did go viral on Youtube, not because it worked, but because your asses caught fire.

ant. Brain Thinking

Bummer, Dude. Bet that hurts when you sit. Got to tell you, that was some serious ass thinking.

Nice Youtube vid, though.

Ass Thinking by Poe toaster February 23, 2013

Createful Thinking 

The ability to process the average 50,000 thoughts your brain has every day and put those thoughts to good use.

By using createful thinking a person can write 500 words a day which would be approximately 365 pages or 182,500 words.

Createful Thinking by Trailer Park Bob July 19, 2019

Pissful thinking 

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.

*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.

Pissful thinking by Pissant August 23, 2019

Spectral Thinking 

The opposite of dichotomous thinking. It is a term used by people who are recovering from thinking in black-and-white terms and finally start looking at things in general from a broader perspective, hence producing a ‘spectrum’ of thoughts.

“That dude finally started spectral thinking after years of believing food can either be only excellent or shit.”

Spectral Thinking by BigNibba6969andUwU June 13, 2021