tender touch

A tender touch is a loving, slow, gentle touch that makes your senses go wild, every little caressing movement driving you into ecstasy

"Upon her tender touch, in her arms, my knees can't help but weaken ♥"

by leetNightshade December 27, 2009

Burling's Tendency

The inverse relationship of convenience of defecation and urge to defecate. As the need or desire to defecate increases, the convenience of such action decreases in like manner. The ultimate culmination of said paradox occurs when it is both infinitely necessary to defecate and also infinitely inconvenient.

Blown from the inside out. Guess our agent thought he could hold off through the drug deal and then Burling's Tendency hit. Looks like his cover wasn't the only thing that was blown...

by discord_ January 25, 2009

turd tenderizer

The active male homosexual.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer.

by sbo March 28, 2011

Tenderqueer

The other definition is accurate but the aesthetic mention of cottagecore was overkill.

I used to be roommates with a tenderqueer, when her girlfriend stole from me and I flipped out she told me I was “projecting my traumatized past.” I left the household because she called a house meeting and tried to micromanage how I dressed because I kept turning the heat up in winter, rather than just asking me to keep the heat to whatever boundary they wanted. Keep in mind they were an unemployed trust fund kid so they weren’t paying the gas bills.

by Onegaytwoballs November 27, 2021

Goal Tending

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

by therev. July 25, 2009

Maggot Tenders

A delicious nutritious super food. It can be cooked in a variety of ways including rare, medium, and we'll done. They come either crunchy, crispy, or soft.

Would you like some maggot tenders?

by MaggotyFoods May 31, 2019

chicken, give me tendies

A viral video of a man wanting chicken tenders from a chicken. Every time you say it, you have to follow it up with screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chicken, give me tendies! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

by ThatOneGuyWhoGivesRandomInfo December 13, 2017