twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point
Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation
by lollygagger38 September 03, 2022
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Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser
by Its6PM October 24, 2017
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Twelve O’ Clock

When you try to get someone to notice a cute/attractive person.
“Dude, look! A cute girl at twelve o’ clock!”
by EmmaRosie July 05, 2021
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a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.
Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight
by Carrie.savage June 08, 2018
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A movie about the creator’s fetish for women getting injured in Jack and Jill style nursery rhyme accidents. Plays out in the form of a realistic animated storybook. Its a film about a fetish but it’s rated PG-13 for injury detail and nudity.
Person watching the movie: Is this movie just women getting injured in the form of a musical storybook?! What the fuck, I thought this was a sexy romance movie but it’s a horror! *checks the rating of Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve* PG-13?!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY PG-13 WHEN ITS ABOUT WOMEN FALLING DOWN STAIRS AND THE CREATOR OF THE FILM JACKS OFF TO IT!!!!!
by Nion_YT January 04, 2024
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Twelve in the tail

Receiving anal (sex) from one who has a 12" or a very large penis
"She do anal?"
"Does she. MAN, SHE TAKE TWELVE IN THE TAIL!
by WNGSPAN April 02, 2019
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hang twelve

Used to describe a female surfer who rides naked. See hang eleven.
Brah, did you see her out there? She loves to hang twelve. Gnarly man, get pitted.
by OfMooseAndMen May 21, 2020
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