twenty-twelve

1.) just some fricken number
2.) The year the world will come to an end. Dec. 12. 2012. Where meteros will crash, hurricanes will kill, tornadoes will rip, Planet X will return messing everything up, The poles switching in all ending all communications, solar flares from the sun burning us alive or just giving alot of us all by cancer, so basically its an doomsday predictated by more then one oracle such as aztecs (only cause thats the day their calenders end on that day), even Merlin. many famous people trust in some of these include the biggest rap star of our time Lil wayne so be prepared

John: Dude Look at the meteors we have to go
Adam:You mean you have to go your on your own
Devil(pops from the ground):Who will survive?
John and Adam: OH S*** LETS GO!!!@!!!
Devil:Muwahahahahahahaha it's twenty-twelve good luck!

twenty-twelve by SKRYPT August 10, 2009

One on the twelve 

One hand on the twelve o'clock position of the steering wheel, generally used to refer to a more relaxed, often gangster approach of driving.

Originated from AmySwags, member of "Yoga-Pilates fusion in water for seniors" class

Yeah, I hate uptight people using the "9 & 3" driving style. I just have one on the twelve.

One on the twelve by TallMidget09 October 11, 2014

deuce times twelve 

Another name for a giant ass shit.

Johnny just dropped a deuce times twelve.
He said that shit hurt!!

deuce times twelve by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.

Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight

a twelve foot beachball by Carrie.savage June 14, 2018

hang twelve 

Used to describe a female surfer who rides naked. See hang eleven.

Brah, did you see her out there? She loves to hang twelve. Gnarly man, get pitted.

hang twelve by OfMooseAndMen May 21, 2020

Niggity Twelve 

Black people are real and the government is not fake.
Strong relation to Niggity Dave.

"Niggity Twelve?"
Ate. or Cheese, maybe feet toes?
only 12, that is the joke.

Niggity Twelve by Niggity 12 October 24, 2022

Nine Twelve 

Anything post 9/11 attack. After 9/11 America became even more sensitive to everything than it already was. Basically the Nine Twelve world is when Karen’s came into existence.

Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.

I can’t believe that lady grabbed the last apple! She may as well have shot my child. “Oh don’t be so nine twelve (9/12) about it. It’s just an Apple.”

Nine Twelve by Myles Payne January 28, 2025