Twelve is the age after eleventeen.
That bitch look twelve but she really eleventeen, make note of the ass like a middle aged art teacher.
by squilliamfancybuns April 22, 2018
Get the Twelvemug. When you finger a girl with three fingers that resemble the resistance symbol from the Hunger Games.
Brad: " Yo I saw that you went home with Sally last night. How'd it go? Did you close bro?"
Chad: "Yeah bro I was fingering her and she said to use another finger and I did the Hunger Games whistle and gave her The District Twelve."
Chad: "Yeah bro I was fingering her and she said to use another finger and I did the Hunger Games whistle and gave her The District Twelve."
by bzeast69 December 8, 2019
Get the The District Twelvemug. Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.
Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.
Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.
by Damage157 October 10, 2022
Get the twelve pound tommymug. a person of any age or age group that displays the mental or behavioral qualities of that of a 12-year old. twelve (12) in this definition is used as an adjective rather than the traditional noun (being the literal number '12'). being called "twelve" is never used as a compliment, this is strictly an insult. if "twelve" is used to suggestively address someone who is obviously younger than 12 years of age, they will likely be offended. this term is solely used toward anyone obviously older than 12 years of age, as it signifies lack of experience, common sense, or maturity that should exist in someone of their true age.
Person 1: uranus is my favorite planet. get it? get it??? urrrr anussss
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.
by TheOneAndOnly0929 January 17, 2024
Get the twelvemug. by EmmaRosie July 5, 2021
Get the Twelve O’ Clockmug. by OfMooseAndMen May 21, 2020
Get the hang twelvemug. A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
by patchmonkey October 17, 2025
Get the Everyone is Twelve Nowmug.