Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

by Berry November 24, 2003

twats

1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.

2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)

3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).

"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.

got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.

"I voted for Tony Blair"!

by STePPeNWoLFe September 20, 2006

Twat

1. Slang for vagina.
2. A bitch.
3. Synonym for cunt.

Drew Barrymore is such a twat, but she keeps getting movie roles.

by nvalley June 25, 2008

twats

Crude slang for female genitalia.

Who would you check out the twat on her?!

Man that is one hair twat!

by THE FISHMAN April 18, 2004

Twat

Slang word used describing a woman's vagina.

Twat did you say!!!

by Pickle Bread July 2, 2009

twatted

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

by Jackson Marsh June 19, 2009

[Twat]

A womans sex hole.

Omg; He went so deep into my Twat
It was so good. We're going again
tonight at my place.

by PoisonBaby October 25, 2008