rich trotts 

What happens in the morning after eating a pound of whipped cream or halloween candy served by a skeleton. Often comes in spurts, spats, and squarts. Turds of low viscosity that often stick to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Jesus, after eating all of that halloween candy we got from that lady dressed up as a skeleton, I had the rich trotts this morning! My asshole hurts!

rich trotts by localkine June 9, 2008

rich trotts 

The moment you're on the toilet and pass a phantom turd, and just as you go to wipe your ass you shit like crazy all over your hand. A surprise diarrhea wonderland, usually caused if you haven't eaten in weeks and suddenly decide to eat something small, then BLAM...Rich Trotts.

That is the last time I ever eat again, that peanut gave me the rich trotts last night! My hands ain't gonna smell right for days!

rich trotts by Dr. Brownxxx August 22, 2008

back door trots 

A severe case of diarreah. This terms was used many years ago. The expression came from having to trot or run out the back door to the outhouse.

I got a case of the back door trots after eating those beans last night.

back door trots by jmitchelljefferies July 10, 2006

Trottered 

When a male hunting Tinder or dating sites of a similar nature is duped into thinking a females body is attractive. Her profile will consist entirely of head and above chest photos, when they have exchanged many messages they meet for him to find more than he bargained for!

Rodge: Hi there, dam I never realised your arse was that big and your legs are like tree trunks!
Girl: Why do you think my profile consists solely of head shots, you're my bitch now.... Too late, You Been Trottered Son

Trottered by Elred October 27, 2014

Lord Trott 

A person who is full of shit. Literally full of shit. His skin is the only thing keeping the shit from pouring out and when he opens his mouth out comes shit. Also known as shit in a silk stocking or turd in a box.

That guy is a real Lord Trott.

Lord Trott by J.M.M27 October 16, 2014

Trail Trotter 

When Basic Bitches/Bros go on "adventures" and post all over social media to advertise themselves as someone who does more than just nature walks. Trail Trotters shy away from hikes that have steep inclines, rough terrain, or anything that may not allow them to dress up for the pictures taken along the way. You may notice them post about "how much they love going on adventures" or "how they basically live in the forest".

Trail Trotter comes from the word "Trot" which means to "go or walk briskly" as well as having the meaning "diarrhea" because they are society's shit hikers, as they litter the trails or hikes with inconvenience as hikers can not walk past them because they have to stop and take a "selfie".

Did you see Jenna's Instagram photo? She said she loves going on adventures.... That hike is only a mile long, and she's wearing ugs. Jenna is such a Trail Trotter (or Trail Trot).

Trail Trotter by Lwrnr March 17, 2015

Barry Trotter 

A poor soul who has a name similar to that of Harry Potter

Search Barry Trotter on IMDb

Billy Bob Joe: Barry Trotter worked on 'End of the Spear' as an aircraft maintenance technician!11!1?!1shift+1!

Zypur: Shut the fuck up.

Barry Trotter by McWerf July 31, 2009