the toothpaste defense

An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth.

Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail.

Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.

Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!

by Lupara2012 July 31, 2012

toothpasting

The act of rubbing your nipples with toothpaste to get high.

Toothpasting is cheaper than smoking weed.

by Lord Lolland October 16, 2012

toothpaste

Cocaine. Used by Shoestring of the Dayton Family in the track "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" from the F.B.I. album.

So if you ever wanna buck, nigga put it up
You got that toothpaste in yo safe and I'm a hit it up

by Bird Father May 16, 2008

toothpaster

A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.

"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."

"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."

by ptakattack August 29, 2011

toothpaste fagot

Any YouTuber who has dyed there hair

Ninja is a toothpaste fagot

by Omegacannon October 18, 2018

Toothpasting

It is a drug craze which consists of youngsters spreading toothpaste over their nipples to achieve a high. It happens due to an opiate like chemical present in toothpaste plus the amount of blood that circulates close to the nipples, allowing it to be absorved easily. This causes several health problems if done regularly if done frequently for long periods of time, such as addiction.

John and his friends were caught toothpasting by their parents, and sent to rehabilitation.

by John Pingas October 14, 2012

Toothpasting

The act of rubbing toothpaste (mostly of the mint variety) on ones nipples to achieve an opium-like high.

Me - My Dad asked me where all of the toothpaste was this morning.
Friend- Dude he totally knows you have been toothpasting all day!

by weaselandahalf October 15, 2012