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Timbertop

An upper class school that pretends to care about its students, and pushes them into potentially hazardous environments where they are injured or killed. Many have died there and every single student has had an injury of some kind. The food is shit and they call noodles "miggas" (short for Mi Gorengs). Also if you aren't sexually molested by the staff, you will be by your unit.
MR HALL: Welcome to Timbertop guys!
Everyone: Shut the fuck up.
by JackMeng June 16, 2021
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Big Timber

Big Timber is a small town 60 miles east of Bozeman, Montana that is so small, that if you blink you'll miss it. The town consists of 1,745 people as of 2004.
The coldest temperature on record was -47 in February 1936, and the hottest recorded temperature was 104 in July 1936.
by fairylakegrl March 21, 2009
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Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.
"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"
by Colver August 11, 2014
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shivery timber

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.
Damn. I just had one hell of a shivery timber. I need to change now.
by The real Joe October 4, 2016
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Locker Room Tumble Weed

When a male or female shaves their pubic hair in a locker room and forgets to clean up the mess letting the hair ball up and roll around the floor due to a light breeze.
We were just sitting in the locker room when all of a sudden a Locker Room Tumble Weed rolled past our feet.
by Vpapabear January 15, 2011
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North Country Tumble Weed

A plastic grocery/ shopping bag found in and around PlattsVegas. Like the tumble weed in western movies it can be seen crossing your path. It tends to be quite windy in northern ny so they also fly quite well and get stuck in trees.
"damn shopping bags..." "no man! that's a north country tumble weed!"

"hang onto that bag or it will end up being another north country tumble weed"
by MAYORmcSNEAKY April 23, 2013
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A blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle from lake county ca. An annoying dumb bitch that never has an actual home who loves snorting and smoking meth. Distributes STDS around from one guy to the next (like tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her rotten smelly vagina through her journey of “being free”
A nasty lake county dirty tumble weed by the name of Jennie Sainsbury gave my best friend syphilis and lied about it! He said he should have known better because her pussy smelled rotten when she was on top. 🤮
by Ihatetweakers September 29, 2021
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