thirsty thot

a thot that's begging for it

damn, look at Hayley begging for it, what a thirsty thot

by s;lkjlkjsah'jtpe5h9o30u8y648y9 February 5, 2018

Rage thirst

The occurrence of downing an entire glass of water (or Gatorade), when one's initial intention was to just consume a sip (1-2 oz.). This is common the morning after a night out drinking, or when one is dehydrated.

Myles: "Dude, that party last night was awfully crazy!"

Sam: "I know, I had such rage thirst when i woke up... It was awesome!"

by Americanhockey1 March 6, 2011

Milk Thirsty

Wanting to or needing to consume a whole gallon of milk in a day or 2.

Steve and Jessica are so dang Milk Thirsty, ive just noticed my whole gallon is gone that i just bought 2 days ago!

That baby is so Milk Thirsty she just consumed the whole gallon in 2 days!

I think i might have a bowl of cereal.*opens fridge* damn i knew i shouldnt have invited them over they are Milk Thirsty.

by 351KingofAnnilation December 4, 2012

Aunt Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022

I gave my word to stop at third

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.

Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.

by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008

Lupin The Third

An incredible Anime, Stars a Thief named Lupin, (a master pimp) A samuria that can cut anything in two, a gun-slinger, Fujiko, a sneaky thief, and Zenegata, a freakin hilarious dectective that is obsessed with capturing them. The animation is great in my opinion, it's a cool old-school looking anime style, and each episode has a interesting plot and will keep you guessing

Lupin has cool animation, great charectors, Incredible plots, and is freakin hilarous, there's nothing to not love

by The True Spikes August 2, 2005

Thirst Responder

Dudes that start hitting on a girl immediately after she becomes single.

Bryce didn't even wait an hour after jen ended her relationship to ask her out. He's such a thirst responder.

by Yesitwo August 31, 2017