touch of the 'rettes

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.

#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.

by Sir Ty December 13, 2006

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Touching hats

The act of making love with one or more partners of any sex, referring to the touching of genitals

"So you remember the girl from last night? Well I took her home after and we were, uh, touching hats for a good two hours."

by Sarg Pepper August 23, 2011

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Mimi Touch

When you are playing Soccer/Football and you receive a long pass and fail to control the ball well.

"so i did this long pass to the striker on the weekend, and he did the biggest Mimi Touch"
"Thats horrible"

by Juniorlikespoon April 23, 2009

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touch virginity

The blessing of having not touched the opposite gender romantically in your entire life. For example; hand holding, caressing, and god forbid sex.

Terms and Conditions.
1. Family members (up to cousins) do not count.
2. Homies do not count.
3. If one is involuntarily touched by another person and that person showed affection that constitutes as rape and therefore it does not count and you keep your touch virginity.
4. If you touch-rape someone you lose your touch virginity, but not the person you touched.
5. If you are sus (gay) if you touch the gender you are attracted to, you lose your touch virginity.
6. Having your touch virginity is the most honorable status known to man

Bob: Bro, I lost my touch virginity last night to a keymale!
Joe: Disgusting.

by TouchVirgin January 28, 2020

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