Sky-netted

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.

The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

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Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

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Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!

by TheCenterforUrbanLanguageAdv. November 14, 2010

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net contribution

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.

1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006

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Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

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net tap

A tap out of which the "Net" is poured.

"We have a new hire starting on Monday. He's going to need, in the very least, a net tap."

by polepot January 6, 2009

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flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.

Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!

by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014

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