Spaghetti Test

Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.

Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.

by Pheecees December 14, 2021

Bravery Test

A term coined by Bob Ross, he would use it as a way to describe when you have to paint something that could very easily ruin the painting. Typically it'd also be something he'd tell you not to trace or copy the way he does it.

Also usable as any time you need to do something with high risk/reward.

Bob Ross: See, you have to decide where the tree lives. This is going to be your Bravery Test

by Zedek December 8, 2012

Europe Test

Before a man marries a woman, he may tell her that he is going to Europe for 2 weeks, then take a trip to Europe. The man ceases contact with the woman and if the woman cracks, goes insane, and doesn't know where the man is, she probably isn't going to make a good wife.

JB gave Em the Europe Test inadvertently. It didn't work out.

by Jake Nesbit August 12, 2009

Test the Waters

When one attempts to find out if someone that they are into would date them / is interested in them.

Person 1: "I don't think she would be interested..."
Person 2: "Dude, Test the Waters!"

by jcrabmeatr June 9, 2019

Tip Test

When a guy inserts just the tip of his penis into an unsuspecting girls vagina when they are making out. He is testing her to see if she is DTF.

Last night I gave Jenny the tip test when we were making out, she grabbed my ass and pulled me in!

by zurgg April 15, 2011

the door test

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

by schmex May 18, 2005

ping test

When you slap a woman's tits to see how resilient they are.

I gave that bitch the ole ping test, and her pastry bags felt like oatmeal.

by ohbitchyounasty February 21, 2017