Yam teets

Specifically long skinny dangling breasts that have had the perky youth sucked out of them as well as not likely ever been cupped by a bra nor ever been surgically enhanced.

He had penchant for yam teets due to the fact that in his youth the only naked pictures he had access to were in National Geographic.

by Carranca March 19, 2011

Blanket texts

Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.

Her comment was such a blanket text.
The blanket texts was spread around widely.

by HELLOJENNYYYYYY June 22, 2018

devil's teats

moles covering the body

I can't look at his naked torso; it's covered in the devil's teats

by mistress vindaloo November 11, 2010

Teets

Teets describing someone who is so annoying or 'pez'

'wow, that guy is so drunk'
'yeah he only had one drink'
'teets'

by meowmeowmeow11 October 21, 2011

Religious Texts

Texts by which many religions are based upon. Basically, books that rule the much of the world.

I really hate the fact that our illiterate civilization would make a bunch of papers (with words on them obviously) their god. And dont get me wrong, I like reading and books. I just dislike those damn religious texts.

by ~Ry_an~ July 7, 2006

Tents up

Having an erection, usually the one in the morning after waking up.

(On a camping holiday after waking up in your sleeping bag next to your girlfriend)

You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Teets

Matt Teets

See; Bridgteets.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003