Video Teabag

When you excuse yourself from a video chat and then surprise the person you are video chatting with by lowering your testicles into the range of the camera from above.

My friend I was chatting with said they needed to step out for a second, but the next thing I saw was a set of hairy balls on my screen - totally video teabagged me.

by S Gminder April 20, 2011

Leonardo Tavares

The biggest asshole around. Don't date him because all he will do is try to sleep with you. Epic player, liar, and all around douche.

Wow, Leonardo Tavares is such a player.

Ugh. I know right!

by Chris_R104 October 22, 2016

Arctic Teabag

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.

I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

half-steeped teabagger

A person who sympathizes with the Tea Party movement, but does not explicitly identify as a member.

Not only is he a Republican, he's a half-steeped teabagger!

by Raikuron October 11, 2011

Teabagistan

The country or land where teabaggers live, grow and thrive.

Upon exiting the political rally, the teabaggers hopped on their bus, and drove home to Teabagistan.

by ridddder October 5, 2012

teaDAMMIT

Short for "I need tea dammit"

Used when under stress and lacking in the tea department.

Commonly said (or grunted) when one already has tea cup on hand, but has finished the tea.

guy) hey man, how's that English paper coming?
guy2) STFU, I'm working on it! teaDAMMIT!

by Chloe G. April 15, 2008

teagasm

The exquisite feeling one gets on sipping really good tea that's reached the perfect temperature.

(Obvious combination of the words tea and orgasm.)

<sip> Ooh that's good! This Sainsbury Kenya blend nearly always gives me a teagasm.

by veektoastia February 9, 2010