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Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
by Clatyn April 19, 2024
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Pomel tash

A practical joke, game or sign of aggression in which your rub two fingers along your bellend in order to collect the ‘pomel’ and then quickly wipe it against the top lip or mouth of a friend a foe whilst shouting pomel tash.
Ew John don’t be cheeky or I will pomel tash you and ya dar
by 2910wjs November 7, 2023
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tash

“tash” is short for natasha, and is used as a niche descriptor.

tash can be used to describe people who:
wear eyeliner
have bangs
are generally quirky
have few if any friends
quit when the going gets tough
behave like debby ryan
“Wow I can’t believe she did that, that’s so tash”, “Alex Wilson asked me to formal, I don’t know if I want to go with him, he’s really tash”, “I was gonna go to the library to study, but then i thought to myself, what would Tash do??”
by CharChar696969 March 30, 2024
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Tash

The biggest neek you will ever meet. She doesn't come out clubbing because she's too busy learning how to bicep curl 1kg in the gym. Why does she even work so much when her degree is just going for a run?
shut up you fucking neek

YOU NEEKY FUCKING CUNT

"Is that tash? I've never seen a bigger neek in my life"

who gives a shit about sports science anyway?
by DangerShark301 December 23, 2021
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Dungle-tash

During rim licking alot of friction builds up. This friction can cause dry dangleberrys to liquify. As the rubbing continues the transfer of shit amplifies. Upon pulling away and further inspection, the ass hole is now clean, and the magtash has now become a Dungle-tash.
1."Dude, you've been in the mens room for ages."
"Yeah.. there was a que.."
"You been drinking chocolate milkshake?"
"Err.. yeah.. milkshake"
"Wait.. DUNGLE-TASH!"

2. "I was rimming this girl and i got dungles all over my tash!"
by Janish001 January 30, 2008
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Silk Tash

when a man wipes sperm on the top lip of his partner
I gave her/him a silk tash after we had oral sex last night
by Go go jo January 29, 2010
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Gash Tash

When a bloke cuts himself severely when shaving on the mustache area. He has a Gash Tash.

A nick name for someone who severely cut themselves shaving on the mustache.
I gashed my tash yesterday when shaving!

Hey, Terry cut his top lip yesterday badly when shaving, i'm gonna call him Gash Tash from now on!
by sangraygin July 5, 2012
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