Targetino

A chain store, usually Target, that is in a Mexican neighborhood.

That Targetino in North Denver always be havin' cat fights!

by ACizzle November 18, 2003

tableturner

Someone who turns the tables in their favor no matter the circumstances.

My boi Gav, ya know he got a girl and what not. I heard she tried to throw his recording shit out to the trash but he a tableturner and he done had a backup bitch!

by MicyLeeway December 23, 2019

TargetEater

Target eater is a definition of eating a "target". It's mostly a word used in names

Hey Spooder look there's a TargetEater be careful

by John_The_Dog41 February 21, 2023

taulet

Jacob’s N wife, they are meant for each other even though there families don’t want them together they give zero fucks and are each others soulmates, amen

Taulet will marry Jacob, punto

by Chanirys July 22, 2023

hardcore tabletopping

To have sex on a public or personal table where food may be served.

"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."

by Anton Jacobb April 11, 2015

Emeli From Target

Emeli from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. Her powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Emeli for he is a gift from God. She owns the internet now. She owns you.

I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Emeli from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.

by litlikeemeli December 19, 2016

Tarleton State University

Founded in 1899 by John Tarleton (and maybe even his duck Oscar P!) it's an undercover party school that's sometimes referred to as 'generic',
'bootleg', or 'little' A&M. Tarleton is big on traditions and school spirit. Located smack in the middle of Stephenville, Tx (also known as the 'Cowboy Capital of the World'); the 'country' look and lifestyle has rubbed off on a majority of the students, so be prepared to see boots and Wranglers (Tarleton is also an Ag school). Everyone is very friendly, polite, and nice, and the men will always hold the door open for a lady. Unfortunatly Tarleton has become infamous for the 'incident' with an MLK party that occured in January of 2007, but from a first hand account the students are NOT racist! Tarleton as mentioned earlier, is a true party school. Most people leave the parties drunk or completly shit face, but no worries, there's always a designated driver. Fraternities or other various student organizations are big on campus, and many people join them. The weekend starts on Thursday evening and ends at about 4 or 5 o'clock on Sunday morning. Bar nights are a way of life, and you'll meet many many amazing people. You'll get a quality education and it has some of the cheapest tuition in the state. All in all its a wonderful place to go, if you want to attend a smaller university.

(April of Senior Year)
Chelsea: I got accepted into Tarleton State University!
John: Where's that at?
Chelsea: Stephenville!
John: Ha, yeah, you have fun in the middle of nowhere!
Chelsea: Whatever!

6 months later
Chelsea: Woohoo! I'm having soo much fun out at Tarleton! How have things been for you?
John: Dude, my college is so lame! I'm so bored. Sorry for bashing Tarleton way back when!
Chelsea: It's okay!
John: So, uh, do you know the transfer requirements?
Chelsea: Oh, John! Haha!
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by BrokeRich December 22, 2008