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Emeli from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. Her powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Emeli for he is a gift from God. She owns the internet now. She owns you.
I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Emeli from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.
by litlikeemeli December 19, 2016
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