Taber steamer

Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except with corn in it. Taber is a small farming community in southern Alberta famous for it's corn.

I ate a ton of corn on the cob last night and I know a massive Taber steamer is on the way.

by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007

Tabletop Bebop

You're so tired your head keeps falling forward. You're able to catch yourself mid-head fall most times, but eventually you smack your face on the table or whatever might be in front of you. IE. Keyboard, plate of food, etc...

Look at Bobby. He's about to do the Tabletop Bebop!

Jim must have had a rough night, he's doing the Tabletop Bebop.

by KforKendetta November 29, 2010

Table Candy

table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.

The guy must have been loaded, considering the table candy standing next to him.

by Terpitude July 29, 2011

table spinner

A big fat nonce who spins on tables

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 22, 2020

Reject Table

The table at school/work that include all the people rejected from other groups. Often mocked and the only table which has no competition to obtain.

Darren: Shall we sit over there

Karen: No, that's reject table

Darren: Shouldn't you be over there then?
*Parr point to Darren*

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

dat table

dat table is a place where a schediophillic fujoshi, weaboo-lesbian, pasta-lover weaboo, asexual neutrality , and a schediophillic hacker meet every reccess.

"Are you coming to Dat table today?"

"I heard switzerland laughing from a mile away in Dat Table"

by tat.-.cat May 15, 2017

Pooch Table

A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.

Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.

by Crussty3D December 20, 2021