Placing a man's shaved scrotum on another person's face at some point during coitus.
As defined by Chris Hardwick.
As defined by Chris Hardwick.
The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!
by Nerfknight November 13, 2011
Get the The Ol' Ukranian Tofumug. an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium
person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!
by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008
Get the Tofu Baconmug. by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009
Get the tofu ice creammug. by Bizx February 12, 2009
Get the Killer Tofu J.Rmug. Bullshittin as motherfucker. Bland, boring, and someone no one likes (well lame people...like vegans). In addition, takes on the personality of the each individual they associate with (poser)(as if you cook tofu in something making it flavorful)...fake as fuck.
by The Seasons February 22, 2018
Get the Tofu Ass Niggamug. dealing with soy tofu in depression with a red hat and a purple spatula. You must wear hot pink shoes and have a name that starts with "R", "S" or "C"
Santiago was in a soy tofu mood while licking his cat, henry. He then went into a state of soy tofu mess. After this, he took Symbolta because of his soy tofu mess/depresion.
by yobobjoe November 7, 2010
Get the soy tofu messmug. 1.95 at the coop
must be said in new york accent
if you get chix $ tofu and you are not satisfied you can tell the cook that it is too rare and then throw all the chix & tofu back at them
it is a good idea to save up all your flex cash and on the last day of the semester order "as many orders of chix & tofu as ya got" (new york accent of course)
must be said in new york accent
if you get chix $ tofu and you are not satisfied you can tell the cook that it is too rare and then throw all the chix & tofu back at them
it is a good idea to save up all your flex cash and on the last day of the semester order "as many orders of chix & tofu as ya got" (new york accent of course)
by Pizzanomnom November 5, 2009
Get the add chix & tofumug.