{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.
by The Black Plague January 23, 2019
an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium
person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!
by The holy pancake batman July 28, 2008
by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009
by Bizx February 12, 2009
Bullshittin as motherfucker. Bland, boring, and someone no one likes (well lame people...like vegans). In addition, takes on the personality of the each individual they associate with (poser)(as if you cook tofu in something making it flavorful)...fake as fuck.
by The Seasons February 20, 2018
dealing with soy tofu in depression with a red hat and a purple spatula. You must wear hot pink shoes and have a name that starts with "R", "S" or "C"
Santiago was in a soy tofu mood while licking his cat, henry. He then went into a state of soy tofu mess. After this, he took Symbolta because of his soy tofu mess/depresion.
by yobobjoe November 05, 2010
1.95 at the coop
must be said in new york accent
if you get chix $ tofu and you are not satisfied you can tell the cook that it is too rare and then throw all the chix & tofu back at them
it is a good idea to save up all your flex cash and on the last day of the semester order "as many orders of chix & tofu as ya got" (new york accent of course)
must be said in new york accent
if you get chix $ tofu and you are not satisfied you can tell the cook that it is too rare and then throw all the chix & tofu back at them
it is a good idea to save up all your flex cash and on the last day of the semester order "as many orders of chix & tofu as ya got" (new york accent of course)
by Pizzanomnom November 06, 2009