t-t-t-TOCINOOOOOO

stupid dumbass

this guy is a t-t-t-TOCINOOOOOO

t-t-t-TOCINOOOOOO by Bakugan580 January 13, 2026

I don't trust like that 

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

I don't trust like that by Temporary Cancer October 26, 2017

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

Plugs don't touch

Phrase streamers say to prevent Youtube plugs from screen recording and posting their content so they can post it on their own channels

Kai: This stream is going crazy, plugs don't touch, you better not touch plugs
Plugs: :(

Plugs don't touch by Siberianwolfman November 23, 2021

it ain't that deep 

When someone takes a simple statement and over-analyzes it.

Person 1: Wow you look great today
Person 2: So I didn't look great yesterday?
Person 1: Chill... It ain't that deep

it ain't that deep by Stewy100 January 31, 2017

Oh I Don't Think So 

A quote used by a bold one whilst facing a robotic general that's shorter than expected. It is used to counter said general's claims that he is doomed.

"Army or not, you must realize... YOU are doomed!!"
"Oh I don't think so"

Oh I Don't Think So by hihunter777 January 27, 2019