Swining

Any act that can potentially put one at risk for aquiring yhw H1N1, aka Swine Flu, virus.

"Did you see Joey macking it with that girl?"
"Doesn't she have swine?"
"Oh yeah he's totally swining."

by Rubes92 November 6, 2009

Swifting

A mild form of torture, carried out by a game of hiding pictures of Taylor Swift in odd places to be discovered at a later time by family, roommates or the Orkin man. Such hiding and finding is homage to the ubiquitous nature of Ms Swift on the cover of every magazine, all over memes, as well internet news stories. Hiding places can include, but are not limited (to anything); Under the toilet lid, inside medicine/ kitchen or shop cabinets, inside foodstuff containers, re-rolled in paper towels, tin foil, gift wrapping. Swiftings do take on an electronic form in the embedding of a random picture of Taylor Swift , or a recording of one of her songs, in emails, tweets or Facebook postings. The art of Swifting began in Madison Wisconsin (Willy St area) in 2013, and has now spread through social media ( e.g. 'I Was Swifted' on Facebook) to the states of Massachusetts, Oregon and Washington. Random Swiftings have occurred from Louisiana and California

"When I opened the carton of Eggs, I was totally Swifted!" "Every time I turn around, I am getting Swifted! Two Emails, one picture stuffed in the book I was reading, and a "self Swift" as soon as I got in the car, 'cause I was flipping stations and and caught "trouble when you walked in"... ear-wormed myself for the whole day..." " We should hear screeching as soon as Bob and Betty go to bed, I put like a dozen Swiftings in their bed, pillowcases and taped four to the ceiling!" Not to be confused with Taylor Swifted

by Furthur Rider January 29, 2014

Swinging leg

Another Word for Prostitution

Female 1: How do I get a lot of money :(
Female 2: You will have to be swinging leg to get some money girllll

by Pimp210 August 10, 2020

Swinging beef

A bull's testicles which are removed, cooked and eaten.

Them boys cut off that old steer's ballies and ate swinging beef for a week.

by TheGooze August 4, 2004

Swinging Space

The constantly changing area where a man or woman, usually a woman, has her arm in a swinging motion. This swinging motion is usually a sign of her awareness of a local male and her intention to punch him in the balls if he approaches.

"Jeff, if you get into my swinging space your balls are gonna die!"

"Catherine, I'm not in your swinging space!"

by Squackary April 11, 2010

Sprinting

A form of running involving going very short distances in very small amounts of time. Sprinters are people who are athletic, but lack the balls to run farther then 400 meters at a time.

"The inside lanes are reserved for sprinting or doing something productive"

by shortwiz247 March 19, 2009

Taylor Swifting

To drag your ass along the ground like a dog as a type of meme.

Q. Hey what are you going to do tonight Ralph?

A. Oh, I think i'm going to go Taylor Swifting with Ron and Linda.

by example1 August 23, 2012