the superman

The superman often occurs after a long night of partying when you stumble across a friend who is drunk on the floor layyed out with his arms in the super man position .

there is also the one handed superman.

"hey dude, wheres Adam ?. "
"oh hes out side passed out on the grass doing the superman"

by moenukka October 6, 2009

crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!

Crank that superman!

by Aiden3001 March 3, 2008

Superman underwear

type of underwear that kids under 7 years old wear

i used to this kind of superman underwear

by Wedgie101.2 January 2, 2012

Superman Returns

Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.

Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.

1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger November 11, 2008

superman pose

The urinal stance used by men with either a) small wankers, and/or b) wearing multiple pairs of pants. In the case of a), generally seen as the elbows out, fists on the hips, arched back, chin up.

I just caught Johnson in the mens room in the superman pose.

by ak.trout October 28, 2007

superman dat hoe

superman dat hoe slang term used by the rapper Soulja boy in his hit single crank dat.

to skeet on a females backs and then put the sheets over it.
superman dat hoe

by josh n mike October 17, 2007

supermaned

To have changed in an awkward and confined location.

I supermaned it today in my car between meetings.

by Eddy Buttler, Nicole Korsvoll March 11, 2008