shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003

Simerly

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

by Simerly January 29, 2004

Sumerian Ball Fucker

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.

Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.

by B. Ballard January 7, 2021

Sumera

Sumera is an Arabic name. People who are called Sumera are extremely beautiful, kind hearted, smart and creative. Her confidence and optimistic personality is what you will adore more. A girl named Sumera knows what she feels, says what she really believes, and lives true to her own values. She is independent at all levels and follow her own path. She can be quite opinionated but that just stems from the fact that she's not afraid to be different or to think differently. If you ever meet a Sumera, count your lucky stars and thank God, because your life just got endlessly better. Sumera's tend to be very fun, out - going, cool as shit, chill, lovable and always makes sure to have their people around happy. Sumera's are very popular and every guy wants to ask them out. She can attract any guy just by her looks and charisma. She's a great listener by nature. You can always count on her. Everyone wants to be her. Cause why not she's unique and a diva. But can snap on you if you say something rude or sassy. She is nice to everyone around her until fucked with. If you fuck with her she'll literally make life horrible for you. The only thing which is not good in her is that she tend to try and hide her emotions.This is because she feel like she have to stay strong for other people. So she just put her problems into a corner and ignore them and deal with everyone else's.

Sumera is a Combination of Beauty and Grace. Cool and chill af. Never a dull moment w her. Literally a fuckin Queen!

by yourstruereader November 21, 2021

Shmeric

A breed of friend that gets very drunk and is extremely inappropriate and awkward, often insulting everyone in the vicinity, and ruining any chances of a hook up.

That guy's such a dick when he gets drunk; he's such a Shmeric.

by nad dna htiderem December 10, 2008

shmerglin

The sound made when exiting a shmerg. Pulling apart from a cum/sex sweat induced suction.

After Don and Amy were joined in a shmerg, Don pulled away to get a paper towel and Amy giggled at the sound of the shmerglin.

by Big DKBastard August 24, 2008

Semerang

The act of dreaming about wearing ladies frilly knickers and enjoying it.

Neil had a semerang last night.

by jwhalli August 3, 2012