Get The Shift

"To get the shift" or as it's more commonly pronounced, " Ta get da shift " is a popular term used to describe a person who has snogged or kissed someone else. This term is frequently used in the West of Ireland, and is quite classy.

Did ya get the shift lasht night at the dhisco ?!

by The Original Cool Person June 25, 2009

Shift Key

The key no one EVER bloody fucking uses. This key is normally ignored by morons, imbeciles, ignorants, dumbasses, shitbirds, and all around -twats-.
Morons that ignore this beautiful key, often forget many other, wonderful, things you can do with a keyboard.
See: GrammarPunctuation
People on the internet often come back with a big, bullshit argument based on the 'fact' that no one bother to type things correctly on the computer because its a waste of time.
Well you know what, shitbird? If you learn how to type, and practice good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, eventually typing like this on the computer is easy. I, personally, think writing "omfglaewlers, 1 jst t0k @ sh1t! LOL!"

Shitbird (someone who ignores shift): hi wasszup lol
Me: After you go to sleep tonight, i`m going to fucking murder you with a rusty butter-knife.

Shitbirdtwo: Omfg laewl u r so stupid ppl don typ gud on the cmpt bcse its hrd lol pls shift key dsnt evn mke sense lOL
Me: Go fall in a well and DIE.

by Mayleena May 24, 2007

2nd Shift Fever

That time at night when working late that you and your coworkers find even the stupidest things hilarious, as if under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Typically induced by working extensively all day or being at work late at night.

Steevn: 2nd Shift Fever was bad last night.

Sally: Yeah, we laughed at an umbrella for like five minutes.

by Megaman31291 September 11, 2011

workplace shift-shifter

An employee who is a master at flexing days and shifts to the point that nobody working with them really knows when the person is going to be at work.

I can’t possibly tell you when that workplace shift-shifter will be back into work!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

Shift

another word for snogging, scoring, meeting, kissing with tongues. The girl puts her hands around the lad's neck and the lad puts in his hand on her ass and massages it. They start to kiss and put there tongues in each others mouth and start moving it around. sometimes the lad might bight the girls lip or give her a hickey. Shifting is sometimes done against the wall so the lad can hump the girls. Mostly common with teenagers.

He whispered in my ear 'fancy a shift?'...and before i knew it he had his hand on my ass and his tongue in my mouth. He was swirling it around in my mouth. Our tongues were colliding. He started to gently nibble on my lip. He brought me over to the wall and pinned me to it, his tongue still frantic in my mouth and his hands massaging and squeezing my ass. He began to hump me, still shifting. It lasted for 40 minutes when I had to pull out because the disco was over and everyone was gone. Before he left he said softly in my ear 'nicee shifting...pleasure working with you...i'll text you' and he left with a wink!

by pógmothóin August 30, 2013

Shifteh

shifteh means passionately in love..she is what every man desires..she loves choclate chip muffins, persian boys, dancing, and sheila. she is a fragile rose...she drives a corrolla..she hates java chip city..she is SMART duh , she's persian..she is artistic and sees passion through her eyes..she captures the deeper meaning and inner beauty of a person...i love her.

I wish I could be just like Shifteh.

by persian twins December 8, 2009

blew a shift

when you get carried away while having sex and you pull out to far and slam it into the woman's (or man's if that's your deal) ass, side of the pussy or side of the leg..

o shit..I was fucking my woman last night and blew a shift..now I can fuck around corners..

by Dave Ackmed September 17, 2006