Stevie

a nickname sounds almost childlike,
BUT it's what you should call your loving
boyfriend/friend if his name is Steven
or such names alike.
also:
he's a boy who is hands down, amazing!
that has a heart like gold, big
lovable eyes and a smile that makes you
go 'awww, I love you'. So basically he
is terribly cute. He's genuine, one in
a million, and also makes a great friend.

g.Gore: "So how was your weekend?"

m.Hazard: "Oh great, I mean I hung out with
my awesome boyfriend Stevie"

b.Breakdown: "oooooh!"

by hotdogsforall February 21, 2009

Stevie Wondering

The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.

Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:

-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes

-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove

by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012

Stevi

Shortened form of Stefanie given to glib, usually incredibly hot, chicks who like to feign interest in only the most recent causes celebres. Stevis are characterized by irascibility, impracticality, lack of imagination or original thought and a penchant for banging dudes with little or no persuasion.

Jill: Ya, Brenda's hanging out with her new friend Sage again this weekend.

Chris: Really? She just met him three days ago at the organic farmer's market. She's supposed to have dinner and drinks with us!

Jill: 'Fraid so; they're going to picket the local Army recruiter's office on Saturday.

Chris: Wow, she's turning into a real Stevi.

by 190-190 November 26, 2010

Sevillation

v. A folicle reaction to a girl over-dying her hair causing severe orange colouration. Despite everything they tell you, it was not intentional and they didn't do it for a special party.

Can be a permanant change then referred to as Seville Syndrome leading to forced vegetarianism, smoking roll-ups and an appreciation of Cat Stevens' early work.

man- Crikey! Thats a loud colour, was it meant to be that bright?
woman- Yeah, I went to a fancy dress party as a vegetarian hippy, it'll wash out in a few days.
man- Balls it will; that is Sevillation and is permanent.
woman- sob sob sob blah blah blah

by Doug Major April 27, 2008

Sterile Dale

A self gratifying act performed by males that involves pulling the penis back between the legs, and urinating into thine own self's anus.

"I was really bored last night, so I gave myself a Sterile Dale, because my piss is, yanno, sterile. It was a blast!"

by Theirs creep January 7, 2014

stevine

Stevine is a beautiful girl to whom you can count and who is always there for you.
You can trust her she's open to help and humorfol

Stevine is a Nice and beautiful girl . Who is helpfull

by We roock April 11, 2017

Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.

"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"

by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018