qubec steak

Fried Bologna

George! Stay fir dinner! I will cook up you a fine Qubec steak!

by Dean420-613 October 12, 2013

Tough steak

An otherwise bitchy woman who softens up after getting pounded hard in her ass.

I went out with this girl who was a really tough steak. We had dinner and then I hit they shit hard at her apartment. Now she's cool.

by SteelCityMafia July 20, 2016

flank steak

Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. This magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.

The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus

Sean: I sold two flank steaks to that family.

Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.

Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed

by Pretzlflex January 26, 2010

Steaked

When you fight someone and you win.

"Last night I Steaked that bitch Miranda"

by Tordan Däson June 9, 2017

Steaker

The sweetest smelling of all farts. Stronger than an oiler but not as offensive as a yoker.

After a hearty lunch of cheeseburgers and milk shakes, Tommy kept busting steaker farts all afternoon.

by blutarsky January 12, 2008

steakation

A period when an otherwise largely vegetarian diet is interrupted with some meat.

There was a sale on organic meat last Thursday so we had a steakation.

by meland May 23, 2008

semak

a. (verb) to flail one's distal appendages in a spastic display of frustration and helplessness. frequently occurs after one has imbibed large amounts of liquor, wine, or malt beverages
b. (noun) male ejaculate. typically spoken along the East Coast
c. as a past participle (semaked): confers an state of extreme inebriation and loss of logical/spatial abilities

a. Stop semaking, you might knock over my aquarium.
b. I had to wash my comforter this morning; it was covered in semak.
c. You could tell that he had gotten semaked by the way he crashed into the wall and began to vomit.

by Bartleby the Scrivenahhhh February 25, 2009