Stealth Surfing

Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.

Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.
"Dude, I have so much work on my plate, but I spent the morning stealth surfing."
by Carsan07 January 15, 2010
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stealth bitch

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, its that girl who is nice to you on the outside but once you are "together" with her for about 3 weeks, she comes back to bite you in the ass and stab you in the back and totally turn out and walk out on you after a couple of years. hows that ? its fuckin bullshit if you ask me.

some girl i know, shes a stealth bitch because she was nice to me at first but then turned out to be a backstabber
by MYNAMEIST February 07, 2007
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Stealth Baddie

stealth baddies are individuals who in their current state are just barely not baddies, but with minimal effort would be absolute pull gods
>> ngl bro, your girl mad mid 😬
>> nah man, she a stealth baddie. give her time.
by jedidbaratonka February 02, 2022
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stealth tits

Female breasts that - when seen in the nude - are much larger than would have been surmized from observing them clothed.
When Ellen took off her blouse, I was amazed out how large her breasts were. I realized immediately that she had stealth tits, delightfully larger than I would have guessed by seeing her walk down the street.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
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Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.
"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "
by Russell November 13, 2003
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stealth car

A parked vehicle concealed from view by the positioning and/or size of objects, often other vehicles, in front of it. The vehicle is abruptly revealed after a certain distance.

Not to be confused with automobiles that can actually conceal themselves via electronic countermeasures.
Wait, hold on, the space up there's clear, an---GODDAMNIT! Fucking stealth cars.
by Gerk March 05, 2009
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Dodge Stealth

A Japanese sports car that is almost identical to the Mitsubishi 3000GT and has no relation in terms of design with Dodge. Has great styling and performance. One of the best 90s import sports cars.
Did you see Josh's car?

Yeah I think its a Dodge Stealth.

Aren't those the exact same thing as a Mitsu 3000GT?

Yeah basically except for a few body panels.
by turbotimer90 February 09, 2011
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